Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What sweet treat never panics?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the turkey cross the road?