Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?