What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What condiment has wings?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?