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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?