What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What game do bats excel at?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
When do cows get tired?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why was the artichoke so generous?