Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do cows always skip gym class?