What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?