What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?