What did one plate say to the other?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?