Why are the mountains so tired?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?