What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why do bees buzz?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where do mice leave their boats?