Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a Russian flea?