What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What does winter fat turn into?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?