Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How do you measure a millennial?