Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?