Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the mime upset?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?