Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Which is the worst season?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?