Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's the slowest 5k?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?