Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
He prefers a bare bones vehicle.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What day do hands always go to church?