What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do bees chew?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?