How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?