How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why is the beach so confident?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where is the coldest place to work?