What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?