What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
Which insect makes the best father?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?