Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which elf is the best singer?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which cats love to be petted?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why was the dog so popular?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call the dog magician?