Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How did the toad die?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?