What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why is money so stubborn?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?