What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?