Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is a horse's favorite sport?