What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why are books always so angry?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?