What is the color of the wind?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What kind of car does a chicken have?