Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which fly makes films?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?