What tea do footballers drink?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do fish use for glasses?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What bird is always sad?
Where was Noah born?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where do termites go camping?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What animal has more lives than a cat?