What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's the loudest sport?
When does a horse talk?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How long do chickens work?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?