What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?