What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's the politest month?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is another name for a cow?