Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What stories are told by basketball players?