What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?