What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
When does a horse talk?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?