What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Can February March?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?