Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
It's Crowded!
How does a witch play loud music?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How does dinner smell?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?