Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?