Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Do dads always snore?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
I broke my finger!
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?