Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What day do hands always go to church?