Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did one firefly say to the other?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?