Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
Why was the cat so small?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?