What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?