What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What is another name for a cow?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do snowmen go to dance?