What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the icy road say to the truck?