Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why is the beach so confident?