Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do bees chew?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?