What do you call a hike across the universe?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?