What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?