What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Which state is the cleanest?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What fish only swims at night?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What is a king's favorite weather?