Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's the scariest letter?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?