Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?