What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?