What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What tree has the most bark?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which cats love to be petted?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What day is your mom always right?