What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why was the mime upset?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?