What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What fish only swims at night?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's the opposite of irony?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do ducks have for lunch?