Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How are mountains able to see?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the painter say to the wall?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why is a computer so smart?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What superpower do all middle children have?