What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What type of birds stay together forever?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of bird can write?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?