Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What animal floats best?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Who won the race between two balls of string?