Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a dancing sheep?