I'm not a bad putter.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's the most expensive plate in church?