What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?