What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?