Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why is summer always sad?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?