What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?