What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?