What's the king of all school supplies?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where do you take sick ponies?