What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call an arctic cow?