What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How does the moon cut her hair?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a forklift?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why are babies so good at basketball?