Why did the bulldog have an accent?
He was French!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do insects learn at school?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?