What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a fish without an eye?